This is a bit hypocritical coming from Schiff, a guy who voted for Bush, one of the most famous scotch-kickers.

Streetlight Manifesto played their last Jersey show at Starlight Balroom where they played every song they ever recorded. The room must have been 110 degrees. As soon as they launched into "Everything Went Numb" the place became a free-for-all....luckily, as a 23 year-old, I was able to manhandle every 15 year-old…

"Mustachioed Americans need positive role models"

His relationship with Peter will also be made into a musical entitled "The King and I."

I really, really, really hope that Vivid finds the time to make a porno spoof of this whole ordeal.

"Man, you could pelvic thrust it in if you really wanted to."

@I Party With Smoot: Is that how you spell "lambaste"? Well I'll be damned.

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Wow. I'm really torn on this issue. This is like my two least favorite people in all of sports trying to destroy each other.

In an ironic turn of events, Brown publishing has surrounded their building with plastic coyotes to keep out ESPN spies.

"hitting former teammate Steve Denning"

Jesus, even Cleveland's typography industry is struggling.

SYPHER SUES, SIPHONS SEMEN

I think they were just shooting an episode of Degrassi where Riley's careless groundskeeping techniques are used as a metaphor for his struggle with his own homosexuality.

He wants to change the world...with his hockey stick...

@Hatey McLife: I am stealing the fuck out of that joke to use at bars from now until forever.

MESSI IS 23!?!?!?!?

I really enjoy your writing, Katie.

"challenging the journeyman pitcher "to walk down a runway in high heels and declared she could "throw a pitch or two!" "

This makes me homesick. :-(