If a chinese sprinter enters the combine on behalf of the Chinese government and wins, does that give China the foothold they want to expand their borders?

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An island that can be had for only $1 million sounds like a busted ass island. Adidas can keep its dirty ocean rock.

Please do not link to Breitbart for any reason. You can call them out, but do not link to their deceptive, racist asses

So if we wind up with a Washington vs. San Jose Stanley Cup final, how can they both choke themselves out of winning the series?

Hats off to Italy’s coach, Bill Beliciccio.

This trade gives the Capitals a good chance to make it past the second round.

Our assistant rugby coach in college was a 6 foot 4 former Italian pro named Federigo. Impossibly handsome, worked in finance as his day job and drove a Lamborghini.

That works out, considering a franchise mode in a video game is the only way my squad will win a FUCKING TITLE ANYTIME SOON

He likes Liverpool, The Red Sox and the Patriots. Burn him at the stake.

Sure, Tampa’s GM is a genius, yet when I get caught unloading the Bishop in an NHL arena I’m some kind of a pervert.

The middle east was the height of culture and civilization at one point in time.

So she’s suggesting that people physically assault people concerned about sexual assaults?

I have very definitely been extremely drunk several times in my life. I can assure you that not once during any of them have I uttered anything racist or anti-Semitic.

Ah, yes, the old “I’m not racist, I have a black friend” argument. Classic sleight-of-hand bigotry.

Who the hell hasn’t said shit while being drunk.

That would work, if the Oscars were actually about recognizing great films and performances.

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“At NASA, we all pee the same color.”

Yellow? Clear? Are they all equally hydrated or something?

The Thin Red Line should have won over both.