Brooks is such a hack and a troll, he couldn't get hired to write for Deadspin.

Where’s the meme about Curt Schilling needs to go to AA meetings?

I’m all for that but at this point it’s more likely the league will sell off the division naming rights to corporate sponsors.

Zip it, Yinzer.

As someone who lives and works in Hollywood, allow me to say these folks are some of the dumbest self-absorbed shits on the planet and no one should pay attention to anything that comes out of their mouths.

You don’t get to be a premier defenseman in the NHL without being a dirty motherfucker from time to time. It’s in the job description.

Well and truly fucked.

The only thing guaranteed to suck worse: Mitch Albom’s treatment of the John Scott story.

The Leafs are the NHL’s 76'ers.

Carly Fiorina is still running.

News flash: football players are dipshits.

Make it an outdoor game, part of the “Stadium Series”.

....and buried it on a Friday afternoon hoping it'd get lost in the weekend news cycle.

His wife who is “about to give birth” to twins and I’m going to assume she’s somewhere in Phoenix area, and they sent him to MTL’s farm team IN FUCKING NEWFOUNDLAND!!!!!!!

I live in LA.

Next up:

ANYONE drinking Four Loko is an alcoholic.

Meanwhile, there’s still no legitimate scientific evidence that HGH helps injury recovery or increases performance. But neither do the titanium necklaces that were in vogue among certain athletes for a while...