See? I'm not such a bad guy! -Slava Voynov

Meh, the airplane was better.

The most outrageously hilarious part of this is Luis Suarez playing the part the part of the “Cool It Man, He’s Not Worth It” guy.

And frankly, the city they claim to represent is no longer the Greatest City In The World. Have you been to New York lately? It’s a fucking trash pile. New York was already a town of starry-eyed yokels, conformists doing a stint in the big city before settling down on the set of a John Hughes movie, legit war…

Seriously. This is the funniest thing I’ll read all day. I swear I thought it was an Onion article. Shanny’s just trolling Leaf nation at this point.

It’s ok. The majority of (non-incarcerated) MMA fighters will likely die penniless, scared and alone from problems related to CTE sometime in their mid-40’s to early 50’s. Solution to a problem really.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You’re trolling right? “Journalistic accuracy”?!? Have ya seen what's been going on at Gawker media the past week or so?

Too bad there’s already an amateur team there called “Las Vegas Hookers”

Slow news day, huh?

Not to take anything away from your celebratory mood, but given the recent events at Gawker Media, they need all the friends they can get.

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Oh, hey, be safe, obviously. Do I even need to say it? Wear a helmet. Use lights. Go as fast as you’re comfortable. Be aware of cars, pedestrians, and other bikes. Don’t go the wrong way down the street. Err on the side of absolute caution at lights and intersections

Pfft. Figures. Philly fans are the worst. Buncha dirtbags.

No Brent Burns?!?! What the hell man?!?’

Kneel before Zlatan!

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On paper......?

The return on Carter , who originally went to Columbus, was Voracek & the pick that they used on Coutourier. I'll take that deal any day.

It’s clear to anyone who’s been following him or the Kings for the past year or so that he has some type of on-going substance issue that they’re trying to keep under wraps. They’ve given him several chances to straighten out and keep his career going and he keeps blowing it. Classic addict behavior.

What I’m curious to know is how many hours were spent working on Jezza’s pronunciation of “aluminum”.