douchetoevsky999
douchetoevsky999
douchetoevsky999

Illya Bryzgalov. They have the same career numbers.

Have they called you about the vacant GM position?

Don't worry. He'll get at least another 3-4 NHL coaching jobs before they really discover he's terrible.

Their defense has been lacking ever since Gonchar left. They've not had anyone to QB their power play since he left. He was their #1 defenseman that cup year and they haven't had anyone of his caliber (at that time) since. Their D has gotten worse every year since and they last 2 seasons they frequently look like the

Yeah, and he won the cup with his roster 5 years ago. There's a reason why they haven't won squat since Sergei Gonchar was anchoring their defense. He's a fair-to-middling coach at best, not a tactician, he's a 'player's coach'; a masseuse of fragile egos. The Sochi performance showed that. Like everything else

Every goalie gives up "soft goals". Every single one. In fact, the term itself is subjective and open to individual interpretation. The reductive "the goalie shoulda had it" argument is often employed to mask a teams short comings in other areas.

I'm kinda convinced that like Chris Kluwe said how most football coaches don't know anything about kicking, most hockey coaches don't know anything about goaltending. They play hunches, gamble on their gut feelings, and rely on some bullshit superstition and pass it off as conventional wisdom. In reality, team defense

As a person born with a deviated septum, I take umbrage with the current trend of using the term 'mouth breather' as a pejorative for troglodyte behavior. You can expect a letter to your editors on behalf of my constituency, expressing our outrage and demanding a full retraction.

Those dogs are lucky Luis Suarez wasn't on the pitch.

Nah, that team's full of dicks already.

The only people he " wasn't well liked" by in the Flyers locker room were the dirtbag Philly beat 'reporters' he completely takes the piss out of at the end of this video. He underperformed and had an unwieldy contract, so he got bought out. The rest is non-existent 'controversy' bullshit cooked up by a bunch of

Typical dirtbag Philly fans.

Laugh all you want

Now if only some of that would rub off on their NHL coverage

Flyers problem was and is their D. Richie's got fuck all to do with that. Get over it already.

With a top four D of Shea Weber, Drew Doughty, Duncan Keith, Jay Bouwmeester, and/or PK Subban, I'm pretty sure my dead grandmother could've won a gold medal playing net on that team.

Ja, comrade!!!! Da!!!!

The NHL does get national coverage in the US via NBC/Comcast/Universal, which will soon own everything, and is reportedly constructing it's own Death Star as we speak (rumors abound that Gary Bettman is the real Sith Lord, but can't be confirmed).

Unfortunately, they have yet to invent a sarcasm font for Kinja.