Flyers problem was and is their D. Richie's got fuck all to do with that. Get over it already.

With a top four D of Shea Weber, Drew Doughty, Duncan Keith, Jay Bouwmeester, and/or PK Subban, I'm pretty sure my dead grandmother could've won a gold medal playing net on that team.

Ja, comrade!!!! Da!!!!

The NHL does get national coverage in the US via NBC/Comcast/Universal, which will soon own everything, and is reportedly constructing it's own Death Star as we speak (rumors abound that Gary Bettman is the real Sith Lord, but can't be confirmed).

Unfortunately, they have yet to invent a sarcasm font for Kinja.

Drunk white guys at a hockey game?!?!? I've never heard of such a thing! Thanks Obama!

Right. 'Cause gang members never show their affiliation by the color team's merchandise they wear.

True story: growing up in PHL in the 70's, my father, cheap bastard that he was, would take us to Phillies games a few times a year at Vetreans Stadium. In the 700 level. Fights were a common occurance. One time, two guys were wailing away at each other up around the top ring of the stadium. Really swinging away. My…

...and from what section of the 8,000 empty seats at a Devils home game does that chant eminate?

ya mean like the well behaved 49ers & raiders fans, stabbing and shooting each other in the parking lot?

You can't swing a dead cat in any gym in this country without hitting someone that's juicing.

They stole from everyone who qualified for the event by hard work, effort, talent and PAID THE REGISTRATION FEE. Some people bust their asses for years to qualify for an event like that. They're cheaters who should've learned at an early age you can't just do whatever the fuck you want whenever the hell you feel like…

No, fuck them. There has to be repercussions for people being shitty and underhanded just to get whatever the hell they want. People have to learn to bear the consequences of their actions, no matter how trivial. If it takes a good internet shaming, so be it.

Posted this elsewhere but it bears repeating:

the only way this could be better is if they raised the severed head of Gary Bettman

One can only hope.

That's 'Regis' to you, good sir.

this is interesting because the authentic Phil Kessel jersey only comes in XXXL

Apropos of absolutely nothing, am I the only one struck by the homoerotic undertones of a group of paunchy, middle aged, (mostly) white men measuring the physical attributes of young, muscular, shirtless, black man in tights?