Bud Selig : LaCroix, as Rob Manfred :New Coke

There’s a “dad left” joke here, but I can’t put it together.

Because no strategy is a bad strategy.

Even better, I was not on a I-AA postseason team

There he is

Our football team was the most visible, and the most successful. I assume that there must be some additional NCAA scrutiny when a team makes the postseason or something.

The side door isn’t limited to admissions either. I never paid for books in college (1990s) because I was an “athlete” on a variety of teams. I just had to meet with the AD once per semester to find out what team I was on. It made for awkward bookstore visits in those semesters when he forgot to tell me the sport,…

It’s ok to utilize all the words from the only language your dumb ass has been tasked with mastering.

For what it’s worth, I like the shitty things you say ❤️

Herman Moore!

Brilliant!

Now cue the “it’s actually less dangerou” crowd

I thought the president and first lady were on opioids, and had somehow locked themselves in a (likely very cold and sweaty) cabinet.

Topsy Longshoreman 

/realizes it’s plastic

I will do the same...

He’s there solely so the Hucks can say “one of my best friends is black.”

The FDA added that this is clearly the result of kratom.