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Unlike the window to her intestines, which has been busted out and wide open for years

Kerr on KD: “Would we go back and do it over again? Damn right....Our feeling was the wrst thing tht cld hppn was a reinjuring of the calf.”

Sorry, I was typing on my phone. Turns out that Bud later decides to win his estranged daughter’s affection by making a comeback, and is eventually picked up by the Knicks!  What’s that?  Still depressing you say? Shit.

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A $2,000 bond?!  Seriously?

In her case, I don’t think she was picky on inside/outside, as long as she was eating.

I hope I didn’t put my foot in my mouth!

Let’s skip the innuendo and get to the point...Can Rex put his dick in your shoes?

Early Wynn’s personality + Steve Carlton’s team.

“We’re dealing with a board full of knobs...”

“allowing pets to urinate on furniture and floors.”

“I want vendors to sell state fair garbage to fans who attend: fried cheese, fried Skittles, fried beer, fried baby radishes, hamburgers made of ground hot dog meat, ostrich drumsticks, and more!”

Got it.  Thanks!  And fuck Rovell in his ratio hole.

And this is why I shouldn’t say “never,” “no one,” etc.  Point taken again.

I’m not a Twitterer, so please excuse my ignorance...does getting “ratioed” just mean the ratio of negative to positive responses is heavily in favor of the negative ones?

There should be zero snorkeling deaths every year because everyone should know that snorkeling is an overall fucking terrible experience that should have been a failed invention. Who is the last credible person you’ve spoken with that “had a wonderful time” snorkeling? Answer: You can’t remember, because there is no…

I like this most because it is posted twice, like the annoying yippy little lap dog that Vitale is.

Why would you give the masses this information!?!