It really whips the llama’s ass.

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“That’s why I put my head on the pillow at night no matter what people say.”

Agreed. We don’t know what we don’t know, and the majority of us either can’t understand that, or can’t accept it. 

Rock ‘N’ Jock was the best!  The softball game was pretty fun to watch too.  I’d completely forgotten about these.  Thanks David!

Unfortunately, Cito Gaston says you can no longer play first base without a helmet.

For the record, my 5 year old daughter, prim and dainty and beautiful as she is, can and will shake the pictures off your wall with what I can describe only as a rattling, sepulchral concussion. Daddy is proud.

Clearly, it was Kevin Durant:

Fair enough.  I can’t speak from experience since mine is only 5.  Maybe I’ll feel differently when she’s older.  Still, don’t dismiss the Mature category.

The world will mourn if these masterpieces ever go up in flames:

I think you’re selling yourself short in two ways. First, you don’t HAVE to cut off the young chicks just because you have a daughter that age. Are you telling me that if her hottest friend cornered you alone and started clumsily yanking on your pud like it was a goddamned weedeater starter, you’d have trouble…

Can we all agree that from this point forward, only cop cars are good targets for mob celebratory vandalism?

These Jets helmets and Meh, c. 1986

Im all for it. Just thought this was a rare opportunity to bring up the move Ladybugs.

I once had a roommate everyone called Stinky Stewy. I should have taken this as a hint, but I needed a room, the frat house was cheap, and his was the only one open for a roommate. Our beds were elevated, and he kept his pantry items and refrigerator under mine, so I decided not to rock the boat and keep the status…

As an LSU fan, I know the hurt when I see it. It has been our state of existence since 2007.

“But I’m # 12”

This is the hard-hitting analysis I come here for.  Seriously.

True, but after seeing him play I was sold, and I kept expecting the next year to be when he’d become a household name.  Always seemed like a pretty decent guy too, so I was rooting for him.