A $2,000 bond?!  Seriously?

In her case, I don’t think she was picky on inside/outside, as long as she was eating.

I hope I didn’t put my foot in my mouth!

Let’s skip the innuendo and get to the point...Can Rex put his dick in your shoes?

Early Wynn’s personality + Steve Carlton’s team.

“allowing pets to urinate on furniture and floors.”

“I want vendors to sell state fair garbage to fans who attend: fried cheese, fried Skittles, fried beer, fried baby radishes, hamburgers made of ground hot dog meat, ostrich drumsticks, and more!”

Got it.  Thanks!  And fuck Rovell in his ratio hole.

And this is why I shouldn’t say “never,” “no one,” etc.  Point taken again.

I’m not a Twitterer, so please excuse my ignorance...does getting “ratioed” just mean the ratio of negative to positive responses is heavily in favor of the negative ones?

There should be zero snorkeling deaths every year because everyone should know that snorkeling is an overall fucking terrible experience that should have been a failed invention. Who is the last credible person you’ve spoken with that “had a wonderful time” snorkeling? Answer: You can’t remember, because there is no…

I like this most because it is posted twice, like the annoying yippy little lap dog that Vitale is.

“That’s why I put my head on the pillow at night no matter what people say.”

Agreed. We don’t know what we don’t know, and the majority of us either can’t understand that, or can’t accept it. 

Rock ‘N’ Jock was the best!  The softball game was pretty fun to watch too.  I’d completely forgotten about these.  Thanks David!

Unfortunately, Cito Gaston says you can no longer play first base without a helmet.

For the record, my 5 year old daughter, prim and dainty and beautiful as she is, can and will shake the pictures off your wall with what I can describe only as a rattling, sepulchral concussion. Daddy is proud.

Clearly, it was Kevin Durant:

Fair enough.  I can’t speak from experience since mine is only 5.  Maybe I’ll feel differently when she’s older.  Still, don’t dismiss the Mature category.