douchebagmahoney
Douchebag Mahoney
douchebagmahoney

The world will mourn if these masterpieces ever go up in flames:

I think you’re selling yourself short in two ways. First, you don’t HAVE to cut off the young chicks just because you have a daughter that age. Are you telling me that if her hottest friend cornered you alone and started clumsily yanking on your pud like it was a goddamned weedeater starter, you’d have trouble

Can we all agree that from this point forward, only cop cars are good targets for mob celebratory vandalism?

These Jets helmets and Meh, c. 1986

Im all for it. Just thought this was a rare opportunity to bring up the move Ladybugs.

I once had a roommate everyone called Stinky Stewy. I should have taken this as a hint, but I needed a room, the frat house was cheap, and his was the only one open for a roommate. Our beds were elevated, and he kept his pantry items and refrigerator under mine, so I decided not to rock the boat and keep the status

As an LSU fan, I know the hurt when I see it. It has been our state of existence since 2007.

But I’m # 12”

This is the hard-hitting analysis I come here for.  Seriously.

True, but after seeing him play I was sold, and I kept expecting the next year to be when he’d become a household name.  Always seemed like a pretty decent guy too, so I was rooting for him.

Don’t underestimate a Baptist’s ability to cover shit up

I saw Hakim Warrick play when he was with the Suns.  I still don’t understand why he wasn’t able to make it in the league.

Two words...Big Country

[If I had sex yesterday at 3:00, and then again at 9:00. that’s 3/9 = 1/3. If I do that again two more times, that’s 1/3 x 3 = 1.  I can totally have another kid in March!]

That’s clearly Butch Jones disguised as a basketball coach.

So far the only thing that’s proven to deter teams is the player not being good anymore. I think any policy by the NFL that restricts opportunity for past bad acts is not capable of being administered by this league, and invites an inevitable bad faith application of it by the owners. What’s the solution? I sure

Well that sounds like a horrible and unmanageable idea, or a good idea if you’re looking for a way to exacerbate the problem.

Don’t forget, he’ll also have veterans LaDanian Tomlinson and Curtis Martin on the roster to help guide him.  With him on offense and Khalil Mack on D, 2019 is looking up for the Mets!