Either it’s really cold there, or this guy had his testes implanted in his cheeks.

But sometimes it reaches the point where you shouldn’t ignore the urge to shit any longer, or there will just be a bigger mess to clean.

It’s easy to claim something “under penalty of perjury” when there is no way you can commit perjury. Watch...

There is also another bullying epidemic going on with lemon and lime. Lemon in your tea, lime in your beer, lemon in your fish, lemon in your pasta, lemon on your steak. Oh, you don’t want me to cook this already tasty dish with lemon? You say you won’t eat it?  Fuck you.  I’ll lie about it and tell you it’s not…

7’1” will always be freakishly tall to me.

Before March Madness starts, just a word of warning to the unsuspecting major conference schools out there who think their fans are loud...UCF fans fucking travel, there are more of them, they are louder than you, their chants are more cohesive, and what’s worse, they really aren’t even obnoxious (other than their…

He might have brain damage now, but he’s always suffered from a debilitating case of the insufferable asshole.

No way Claus can be on that ticket with the whole elf fetish thing being so public.  I like HamNo/Unicorn 2020 though.

and another who said she went into rages about typos in tweets.

Well, Feinstein is pretty close to THE Republican’s Democrat in practice, so what you’re saying makes perfect sense.

That’s like $387 just on the counter alone!  

America’s bumblingest dick-tripping clown judiciary

officers were told multiple times by the drivers that, inside the spa, a woman had stimulated their penis until climax.

EVEN HIS USERNAME IS IN ALL CAPS

That would be a helpful rule.

Worshipping the dead.  It’s kind of their thing.

You, are not alone, in that sentiment.

He looks a little too Ted Cruz-y for my tastes.

Speaking of white people memes...

If we aren’t talking about skin color, then what are you asking him to fight about. Don’t pretend to be neutral and then ask an asinine question like that.