Brutal, but a star.

Beholdeth! HE IS RISEN!!

At least one of them kept wondering where the other one was getting so many boards to throw.

Is that a tongue?  I think that’s a tongue.

Who loves his owner!?  Who loves his owner!?  Tommy loves loves his owner.  He’s a good boy!  Yes he is! Yes he is!  No!  No face licking!

Just don’t try to please him, ever. 

The lawyers presumably represent the school/athletic program. Advocating for the players is in the team’s best interest. Pro bono legal services would be highly unlikely to violate any rule for improper benefits, but this is the NCAA, so you never know.

HE LIVES!!!

Yikes. Rough stretch.

Rex Grossman would like to speak with you.

...and for accuracy’s sake, you can assume he used the N-word gratuitously throughout.

Good one. I’ll assume that’s the only useful thing you have to add. Though it’s awfully bold coming from someone who uses incorrect capitalization in all posts.

It is bullshit because it disobeys the constitutional guarantees regarding education provided to children in this country. It also ostracizes and stigmatizes kids who vey likely have zero control over where they live, and like most kids, just want to fit in and be able to participate in activities with their friends.…

Please strike and make this nutless coward of a president (and his administration) show everyone how much they don’t give a shit.

Griffin is looking more like Will Farrell every day.  Soon you won’t be able to tell him and Roethlisberger apart.

If you are asking how to challenge somebody to a fight, you should not expect to win said fight.

Our last wishes are kind of similar, except I want my ashes flocked on a Christmas tree while Flocka Seagulls is playing.  Then, light the tree on fire, of course.

He called a fellow ref an N just two years ago, refused to admit to it before witnesses forced him to indirectly acknowledge it, and abused his authority here. Why would you want somebody like this in a position of authority with kids? Forget all the other arguments misdirecting attention elsewhere. Are you saying…

The real unanswered question is what the hell am I supposed to do when I’m responsible for Torrey Smith’s newborn child? Is he going to pay me child support, or walk out and leave us to fend for ourselves?