Rex Grossman would like to speak with you.

...and for accuracy’s sake, you can assume he used the N-word gratuitously throughout.

Good one. I’ll assume that’s the only useful thing you have to add. Though it’s awfully bold coming from someone who uses incorrect capitalization in all posts.

It is bullshit because it disobeys the constitutional guarantees regarding education provided to children in this country. It also ostracizes and stigmatizes kids who vey likely have zero control over where they live, and like most kids, just want to fit in and be able to participate in activities with their friends.…

Please strike and make this nutless coward of a president (and his administration) show everyone how much they don’t give a shit.

Griffin is looking more like Will Farrell every day.  Soon you won’t be able to tell him and Roethlisberger apart.

If you are asking how to challenge somebody to a fight, you should not expect to win said fight.

Our last wishes are kind of similar, except I want my ashes flocked on a Christmas tree while Flocka Seagulls is playing.  Then, light the tree on fire, of course.

He called a fellow ref an N just two years ago, refused to admit to it before witnesses forced him to indirectly acknowledge it, and abused his authority here. Why would you want somebody like this in a position of authority with kids? Forget all the other arguments misdirecting attention elsewhere. Are you saying…

The real unanswered question is what the hell am I supposed to do when I’m responsible for Torrey Smith’s newborn child? Is he going to pay me child support, or walk out and leave us to fend for ourselves?

1 & 3 are legit call-outs, but his mom was a real dickbag who deserved it.

2019 UFC SIERRA - CHAMPION EDITION

Right by the siren switch, on the center console below the defrost switch.

Hey, who hasn’t?

No, Mr. Sharp would only have just the one wife, thank you very much.

Can I come too? Fair warning: I’d be splitting my time between the back porch, and wandering over to yell at any Little League kids about catching pop-ups with two hands, and how their launch angle doesn’t matter if they can’t hit the ball over the fence.

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What about that shit I took on the airplane?

Can we make sure this dumbass wears a lukewarm beer at every visiting park next year? I can take one of the spring training games.