It’s neck and neck between them, the current incarnation of Gruden’s Raiders, and Matt Millen’s Lions.

Close.  Trump Parasitic Syndrome.  But either way he’s getting in your butt without permission.

No. I thought that might be him to the left of Peyton’s giant head, but it’s just the old Denver D logo. This group represents Elway’s breed sufficiently well though

That bunch is not easy on the eyes.  Hide the feed bags!

Nice reaction time there, DangerSparkle. Are those mittens? And why do you look like you’re hoping they have open auditions for a fictional sequel to the 1985 biopic Mask?

Get well soon Drew!

Nope, just somebody in a Hellboy mask.

I see Gruden is wearing a helmet over his visor these days, so as to have something to throw in the air on the unlikely event of a win.

He doesn’t go to Twitter for answers.  He gets those from Brietbart and his dementia-addled dreams

But for HOFers looking solely at their peak stretches, as far as who would be on my hand-selected staff, I’d have to go with a rotation that included Randy Johnson, Steve Carlton, Bob Gibson, Greg Maddux, and Tom Seaver.

Dave Steib was awesome! Damn near unhittable at times...damn near

Next up, in the 207-God’s American History of Liberty course, he’ll learn how the evil Mexicans attacked, unprovoked, and Jesus descended from a cloud of magic dust and red, white, and blue fire wrapped only in the flag to win the Mexican-American war. “...and that’s how God made Texas.”

Useful tip for some: if listening on a surround system, at least one of the Dolby versions’ (DTS-6?) EQs has a channel that perfectly covers most broadcasters, allowing the volume of Joe and Troy to be manually cut all the way to 0 while preserving nearly all game sound.

I take Colace so I don’t run into problems like that.

I feel like I’m constantly following people who can’t quite align their little hiney hole with the seat hole and end up dropping a scraper. This happens multiple times per week, and has been a phenomenon I’ve observed across multiple jobs and cities.

An orifice can be filled with a diseased penis, then afterward be filled with herpes while also being full of jizz. Do I win?

The judges have ruled this contest a draw.

He’s the thumb on the worst person’s other hand

I see the metaphor, I just don’t understand what it adds to the discussion.