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Douchebag Mahoney
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Tough to say, but you’re probably right. It depends on which LSU offense shows up. My bias keeps me from being a good judge of lines on LSU games, but LSU is 6-6 against the spread this year, so who the hell knows. I can tell you recent bowl game history doesn’t support-10 though.

Maybe this year, but last year Alabama lost to Auburn two games before UCF beat Auburn in the Fried Chicken & Peach Bowl.

Sedentary and widely distributed 

As an LSU fan/alum, I am not looking forward to LSU having to play UCF. Even though UCF can clearly compete with and win against very good, major conference programs, it will still be viewed widely as a game we* are “supposed to win.” Plus, we could very well lose, as shown by last year’s UCF win over Auburn. LSU ofte

You’d want the giant to be slightly smaller than the bear, but sneaky strong.  Otherwise the bear will just run like the cowardly bully he is.

That argument doesn’t work, because it assumes that if you acknowledge gay relationships as normal, then everyone will become gay. There’s currently no way to propagate the species without sperm and egg, and there’s also no way to eliminate the species by acknowledging that it is fine that some are gay.

Keys and locks have nothing to do with evolution or biology for that matter.

Despite being burned over and over again, Goodell* has not yet grasped that the NFL should not bank so heavily on plausible deniability in situations where they are the investigator.

Only the route of entry differs

What the world needs in 2018 is for anyone who uses phrases like “innovative internetting” to get fired and replaced by people who can communicate like regular adults. from a in Trebuchet.

I’m heckling the hell out of Alexa.  My wife secretly loves it, even though she pretends she’s annoyed when I do it.

Whaddah you, a friggin nerd ah sumthin?

I’d pay a lot for Luis Resto’s gloves and 10 minutes alone with Ol’ Smush Face.

Because stupid and loud is pervasive and easier, unfortunately.

Over 130 and still reproducing, according to Finding Nemo

I have been around many hospitals in the past 15 years in my medical care. No one is treated differently based on race.

This close-eyed fuck has never been anywhere near a gator that wasn’t fried.

Tell me you aren’t talking about the 8 years that ended two years ago. Still? How long are you planning on trying to milk that? Also, you realize that everything you’re saying is objectively false, and in general you didn’t come up with that idea on your own, right?

If they act like stereotypical boomers, then yes.  I was fortunate to get one stereotypical boomer and one who thinks and acts differently, so I only have to hate one of mine.  Them’s the breaks.

Do you have a source for that data, or are you just shaking your fist and repeating something you read in the Facebook comments?