Unfortunately this is pretty true, and until we can put these fuckers out to pasture and start trying to right the ship, a lot of my fellow X’ers won’t accept that they’re helping the boomers dig our hole deeper and deeper with every new financial or tax scheme.

That whole comments thread was worth it!

Antonio Brown: Yeah, that’s your shoe, Ben. No texts in there. Pick your phone back up.

How do your pearls stay so shiny?

I’d suggest Michael Thomas, and Troy Aikman

You are correct.

I am on my couch, but I’ll do my best.  Let me know if I miss one.

Unlike with Carr’s booboo, crying would be a totally acceptable response here, but I don’t see that he did. Hope he gets a real shot at starting somewhere next year.

Until I put that Herman Moore streak on!

I will beat you all with Rodney Peete and the Barry Sanders Sweep!

This would be great if only he hadn’t lazed out and went with default Calibri. You get my star for what could have been.

When I played this, my 4 year-old daughter almost instantly stopped running around like a maniac, looked at me with a serious face, and said, “what’s that bad singing? That’s really bad singing.” There’s no way to convey the humor of the situation to her, which I usually try to do, so I settled on replying with “it…

At least Roseanne’s was intentionally terrible. Fergiesaurus was some honorable mention at the talent show-level despite full effort awfulness.

Two spaces are so necessary.  I think Jay-Z said that, so don’t try to argue.

Can I get honorable mentions for Floyd Mayweather and John Ruiz? Both were infuriatingly boring to watch win.

I feel you too bud.

Zach Ertz’s charge looked eerily like my first semi-pro carry, which was also destroyed by a former LSU DB. Two carries and five yards later I was retired.  Let’s hope Zach’s pride is more resilient than mine was.

I’ll give you my F and my M in exchange for two more Ks, plus masturbating and lifelong bachelorhood.

Yes

Right on cue