Dave Steib was awesome! Damn near unhittable at times...damn near

Next up, in the 207-God’s American History of Liberty course, he’ll learn how the evil Mexicans attacked, unprovoked, and Jesus descended from a cloud of magic dust and red, white, and blue fire wrapped only in the flag to win the Mexican-American war. “...and that’s how God made Texas.”

Useful tip for some: if listening on a surround system, at least one of the Dolby versions’ (DTS-6?) EQs has a channel that perfectly covers most broadcasters, allowing the volume of Joe and Troy to be manually cut all the way to 0 while preserving nearly all game sound.

I take Colace so I don’t run into problems like that.

I feel like I’m constantly following people who can’t quite align their little hiney hole with the seat hole and end up dropping a scraper. This happens multiple times per week, and has been a phenomenon I’ve observed across multiple jobs and cities.

An orifice can be filled with a diseased penis, then afterward be filled with herpes while also being full of jizz. Do I win?

The judges have ruled this contest a draw.

He’s the thumb on the worst person’s other hand

Tough to say, but you’re probably right. It depends on which LSU offense shows up. My bias keeps me from being a good judge of lines on LSU games, but LSU is 6-6 against the spread this year, so who the hell knows. I can tell you recent bowl game history doesn’t support-10 though.

Maybe this year, but last year Alabama lost to Auburn two games before UCF beat Auburn in the Fried Chicken & Peach Bowl.

Sedentary and widely distributed 

As an LSU fan/alum, I am not looking forward to LSU having to play UCF. Even though UCF can clearly compete with and win against very good, major conference programs, it will still be viewed widely as a game we* are “supposed to win.” Plus, we could very well lose, as shown by last year’s UCF win over Auburn. LSU ofte…

You’d want the giant to be slightly smaller than the bear, but sneaky strong.  Otherwise the bear will just run like the cowardly bully he is.

Despite being burned over and over again, Goodell* has not yet grasped that the NFL should not bank so heavily on plausible deniability in situations where they are the investigator.

Only the route of entry differs

What the world needs in 2018 is for anyone who uses phrases like “innovative internetting” to get fired and replaced by people who can communicate like regular adults. from a in Trebuchet.

I’m heckling the hell out of Alexa.  My wife secretly loves it, even though she pretends she’s annoyed when I do it.

Whaddah you, a friggin nerd ah sumthin?

I’d pay a lot for Luis Resto’s gloves and 10 minutes alone with Ol’ Smush Face.

Because stupid and loud is pervasive and easier, unfortunately.