Over 130 and still reproducing, according to Finding Nemo

I have been around many hospitals in the past 15 years in my medical care. No one is treated differently based on race.

This close-eyed fuck has never been anywhere near a gator that wasn’t fried.

Tell me you aren’t talking about the 8 years that ended two years ago. Still? How long are you planning on trying to milk that? Also, you realize that everything you’re saying is objectively false, and in general you didn’t come up with that idea on your own, right?

If they act like stereotypical boomers, then yes.  I was fortunate to get one stereotypical boomer and one who thinks and acts differently, so I only have to hate one of mine.  Them’s the breaks.

Do you have a source for that data, or are you just shaking your fist and repeating something you read in the Facebook comments?

Unfortunately this is pretty true, and until we can put these fuckers out to pasture and start trying to right the ship, a lot of my fellow X’ers won’t accept that they’re helping the boomers dig our hole deeper and deeper with every new financial or tax scheme.

That whole comments thread was worth it!

Antonio Brown: Yeah, that’s your shoe, Ben. No texts in there. Pick your phone back up.

How do your pearls stay so shiny?

I’d suggest Michael Thomas, and Troy Aikman

You are correct.

I am on my couch, but I’ll do my best.  Let me know if I miss one.

Unlike with Carr’s booboo, crying would be a totally acceptable response here, but I don’t see that he did. Hope he gets a real shot at starting somewhere next year.

Until I put that Herman Moore streak on!

I will beat you all with Rodney Peete and the Barry Sanders Sweep!

This would be great if only he hadn’t lazed out and went with default Calibri. You get my star for what could have been.

When I played this, my 4 year-old daughter almost instantly stopped running around like a maniac, looked at me with a serious face, and said, “what’s that bad singing? That’s really bad singing.” There’s no way to convey the humor of the situation to her, which I usually try to do, so I settled on replying with “it…

At least Roseanne’s was intentionally terrible. Fergiesaurus was some honorable mention at the talent show-level despite full effort awfulness.

Two spaces are so necessary.  I think Jay-Z said that, so don’t try to argue.