Looks like just A and S are left.  Good luck!

Fuck Bud Selig

Why would you remove the diaper first? You know how baby hands work...straight for the shit pile and his sweaty pink/orange/purple crotch. No way he wants to kiss a shitty, nut-buttered ring.

I’m not saying they have to get everything all at once. They just need to see real progress toward balance. They need somebody in place who is skilled enough to not lose ground in every single negotiation. They also need someone who can see the owners’ shady proposals for what they are, and translate that to the…

I think she’s making steady, measurable progress toward that goal, which is why I don’t think it’s just press.  I just don’t expect it to happen overnight. 

Michele Roberts is what every player’s union should be dreaming about. The fact that the NFLPA can watch her results and not want to set fire to their CBA and leadership is beyond me.  Time to wise up and get somebody in there who knows how to play the negotiation game.

Came looking for this one. 

Even weirder is that I distinctly remember Mark Reynolds perishing in his cell in 2004 while serving time in Single A ball in South Bend, IN.

Good luck Tim!  Team soft G 4 life!

FYI, that move is called “the snail.”

Does fish include crustaceans and bivalves/mollusks?  Because if so, I’m punting the bird.

We watched Amadeus on LaserDisc in 8th grade Chorus, and all I can seem to remember from it is the prevalence of bustiers in the movie, and how much 13 year-old me appreciated it.

Wait, I got it! Is the answer Kid?

Nah, unfortunately he was just showing off like an asshole. I’m assuming you are gatorless in Utah, where I presume your “lake worth of salt” is located, so I’ll briefly explain how we know.

Had the cops - or any of them - worn proper Florida jorts, they would have had the right amount of friction to wrassle him right up into the gator-hauler with no problem.

For one, the physical lines and main network infrastructure that are “paid for by ISPs” were and are still largely subsidized or directly funded by some combination of federal, state, and local cash, tax credits, reduced “Payments In Lieu Of Tax” (PILOT), and other incentives.

Fun fact: Jim Hogg named his only daughter “Ima.” That’s right. He named his daughter “Ima Hogg.” Despite this dick move she was apparently a well-adjusted and humane person, and was a noted philanthropist.

What’s really stupid about Texas is that Houston is in Harris County, not Houston County, and Austin is in Travis County, not Austin County.

I don’t disagree with everything you said, and in fact there is merit in some of it. However, now that you seem to have taken on a more rational, conciliatory tone, I am hoping you can at least acknowledge that Sanders’s receipt of this small dose of public opinion is very, very far from her being bullied or…

I’d just like to add that the 2014 Deadspin Reply-Allpocalypse is still going strong. Let me know when these chumps accomplish something.