I’m stumped. Can you explain? Do you think the team is paying her to go away?

“So if it was really a plane that hit the Pentagon, what happened to its wings?”

These videos of Drew in college just tear me up inside.

Technology makes plenty of mistakes, but it tends not to be biased bc of an underlying inferiority complex, and abuse its discretion in performing its function (unless programmed by Marty Foster).

This is Deadspin, where you are entitled to post anything you want, provided it is smart, witty, funny, or attacking the author of the piece. Collateral attacks on Marchman, Magary, Samer, Tommy Craggs, or Will Leitch are also allowed. Your posts do not fit in one of the listed categories, and therefore you must…

“That’s done it! Stool of penance!”

Hell, I’d probably spoon with Tonga guy (sans sheen), and I’m like 93% straight (pretty sure that’s the max attainable).

I don’t know that restaurant, but Arby’s is pure shit.

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Indeed it is.

First MLB home run I ever saw live was Casey Candaele in the Astrodome. Also, Barry Bonds v. 1.0 (Skinny with ‘Stache) was in the first two games I ever saw, first with the Pirates, then the Giants.

Just be careful, as that can be a slippery slope for the unwary.

Mine too! Especially the 66% of the time that I can’t even come up with anything witty to say, so it’s just “OH, FUCK YOU!”

I don’t disagree with that being a good idea, but if ever implemented, I don’t see how it could work without a corresponding sit-out period for the hitter as well. Otherwise, I’d be worried about it incentivizing Tuff, Badd Azz, and otherwise Xtreme teams/players to just trade 15 yards for the key offensive player’s…

Your “tragically stupid” city is still orders of magnitude smarter than my city (and state) of residence for the past 11+ years. Houston, whose Metro area covers approximately 655 square miles and holds over 6 million residents, boasts a rail system that sits at a current length of 15.2 miles, almost all of which…

I thought it came from playgrounds like it says on the bag.

Look at those soft, well-lotioned little toddler hands. I bet he gets tiny little blisters from tweeting.

 It’s the “Fargate”... “F”! It’s different from that movie which I’ve never seen, so how would I copy it?

Not THOSE! I mean the newer, plastic ones.