For me, it is just “unsports”

As an aside, let me reassure you that most Alabamans (Alabamen?) are far more concerned with beating Mississippi than they are worried about measuring up to California. I mean, they all saw Clueless, so they know how it works out there in “Hollyweird.”

Just be glad you don’t live in Houston and have to sit through all the local JJ Watt commercials too. There is so much JJ Watt here. So much goddamn JJ Watt. Need a truck? JJ Watt likes the F-150, bro. Worked up a sweat taking the stairs? Bro, JJ says Axe is the way to go (of course). Need groceries? JJ has a fucking…

1. I didn’t say anything about families.

This city (Houston) is fun if you are single and live near downtown/midtown, but once you move to the suburbs, the sprawl is life sapping. Also, yes, the freeways are always congested, because city planning is nonexistent. And the toll authority continues charging exorbitant tolls forever, long after the roads are…

Just wondering why Houston is the Buffalo of the south? Whas dat allabout?

Good opinion, but for those cases with criminal codes on the books, which is most of them, the caselaw opinions means little. Welcome to the operation of civil law, my fellow Americans. The transition has been happening right before your eyes. It’s much better than that common law crap in most systems anyway.

I still am one of those miserable c...................................................................

Uma’s pretty but her left eye is...

He might have been an “adult” for 5 years, but almost certainly not an adult, judging from personal experience at that age. Sad to hear.

So I guess its safe to say from that picture that Terrell Suggs isn’t going to be streaming any music or movies any time soon?

This is amazing. I just wish I could picture it without it being a Simpsons cartoon in my head.

That looks delightfully airy.

Agreed. Quit tobacco for good in 2011, and I’ve been chewing nicorette since. I quit the gum for over a year, and went back to it when I started getting tobacco cravings. I need to quit again.

I’m not saying I disagree with your statement as applied to most situations, but saying “it is rape” and that “children cannot consent,” is lending too much deference to what amounts to arbitrary legal constructs. which are the societal norm only because the laws have deemed it so. However, like most universal…

This is one of the most confusingly awesome pictures I’ve ever seen, and it’s taken straight from Big Flan’s tweeting history...

And even after the Voting Rights Act ended this form of de jure white supremacy, the thing itself endured. A direct line follows from slavery to our present system of racially targeted law enforcement and mass incarceration, along all points of which the law has been used as a tool to defend the prerogatives of a…

Your introduction of hockers into the imagery has put me firmly on your side on this one. The thought of other peoples’ semi-dry loogies on my food is equally as bad as butt-air infused gum.

But he is promoting naso-buttparticulitis.

The sidewalk is fine, as long as she blew on it before eating. In fact, the nicotine gum in my mouth as I type just happened to fall onto the ground in the parking garage when I opened it. It’s at least a weekly occurrence. On the other hand, I too close my mouth in the restroom to prevent butthole particles from…