I have ruined my wife’s innocence with my talk of butthole particles, and my insistence that she understand that any fart she smells is her ingesting matter that was very recently stored in the rectum of the farter.

Miasma is a dangerous proliferation of disease, of which we should all be wary.

Smoosh Parker’s dick is bigger than Kobe’s, hence the animosity.

Man, that sucks. I don’t know how anyone could ever get used to it after having an arm amputated. I feel for you bud.

You know, we’ve developed a pretty solid core group on the ol’ chain, but I am worried that I will wake up one day and it will all be gone, because I have noticed that all of the replies are still being routed through CBSSports.com.

Woo Hoo! UGA Police Threat Recipient Impromptu Reunion 2016! So great to see you guys again!

Could be Louisiana. We had those things everywhere, with lots of exaggerated “friend’s cousin’s brother knows a guy” stories to warn us about them as kids.

It’s admirable to admit a mistake, but apology or no, accusing a player of faking a concussion is something only a shitbird would do.

I’ll take this as a sign that I’m due...

Not once you consider the perpetual costs in the purchase and maintenance of a yacht, an airplane, and multiple homes, each staffed accordingly. Not that anyone has to buy those things, but when they do, it can go a lot quicker than some might think.

...minus taxes on your capital gains, which on the other hand are not currently taxed as they accrue to the annuity base.

But of your $500,000,000 in the bank, only $250,000 is covered by depositor’s insurance. The other $499,750,000 is insured by nothing but your confidence that your bank will not fail or misappropriate your money somehow.

You’re right, which from my impression of the cluster, kind of calls Porter’s reasons for being on the field into question, considering he wasn’t really helping Brown in any way. Now I’m the first to admit that I don’t like Porter or Jones, and I am indifferent toward both the Steelers and the Bengals. That being…

If nobody else has said it yet, I think your words below, specifically, frame the part that is the technical infraction on Porter...

Damn. Wait guys, I totally get it now.

I took the same path that you did, and I was hoping for a redeeming innocence of some pure Hungarian citizenry that had never understood or exhibited racism. But then I found out that Hungary is the Alabama of eastern Europe, and I arrived at your last sentence just before reading it.

Because she needed her own face in there to get herself actually interested. Otherwise, they’re just, you know, Africans.

Oh man, these are all cracking me up, but this one...this one right here almost made my computer shut down from the paradox/irony.

That was deep, yo. Well said.

I’m with you on that post-edit. Now let’s run it off on the plug.