I lay myself flat on the ground to reach my prostrate.

And what scam did you guys have in mind for this one?

Looks like a plain old piece of 1/4” birch plywood to me.

We are missing an essential perspective in all of these screenshots and clips: when did the ball cross the horizontal plane of the goalpost? However, even with that information lacking, you can take the center goalpost “it’s good” camera angle and, via the science and magic of MS Paint, show that by extending the…

Can I ask a question? If Jim Tomsula is the head coach of the 49ers, then WHO IN THE FUCK IS MIKE TOMSULA?!?! It’s driving me crazy!

I am usually the last one to commend a prosecution, but in this case, I think the prosecution deserves recognition for presenting a thorough and well-documented case, and for ensuring that the victims felt secure enough to testify. However, more important than the prosecutors, the victims deserve our sympathy,…

Can I recommend that you not make any more public comments without first fully disclosing that you are a moron? What is your support for saying that choice has to be absent for something to be considered a disease? Are you aware of some scientific study that has passed us all by? Do you not consider any psychological…

You’re painting with one color using a very broad brush, and I disagree with what you are saying. For many, it doesn’t have anything to do with escaping or hiding from anything emotional. There are lots of moving parts to addiction that are present to varying degrees in each person. This is why it is so difficult to…

The Reply All-pocalypse will never stop. NEVER!

“he applied the cologne liberally, moving his hands slowly, sensually downward...marrying it with his natural, ever-present sheen to make sure that every visible inch of his torso glistened with his musky love elixir. After circling the ridge of his navel once...twice...and stopping with a finger just behind the knot…

I never knew Stafford was such a fan of pumpernickel.

The drumsticks are great because—despite the fact that it’s packed with toothpicks—I like to hold one in my hand and pretend I’m gnawing on a roasted dinosaur.

My vote is for Pinkham’s idea. It has such a festive, snap crackle pop to it.

I agree with you on the submission part. If we’re talking pure BJJ rolling, then I think she’s better than 60-70% of the men at or below her weight class. But if we are talking a real octagon fight, then I still say that even the lowest tiered, lightest male with a UFC contract takes her (absent a lucky kick or her…

So how do you explain her Olympic Gold Metal then?

She’s a tough, dominant fighter who would tear up the vast majority of male UFC fighters.

He looks like the inside of my packages from Amazon.

I thought his name was Mike Tomsula?

Awesome article, Rohan. People like Colter are so valuable, and it’s a shame (but not all that surprising) that Fitzgerald and Phillips turned out to simply be hollow pseudo-politicians, and not actual leaders. I hope that Colter can accept that his respect was unfortunately misplaced in cowards, and that he can get…

It was slightly confusing, but worth decoding.