I'll take this as a metaphor that we really have won the fight against AIDS.

Nah, he's just going to yell a lot and get all red faced and fat for the cameras.

His ex-wife and kids knew how the hookers' night would end.

I'm so confused...so scared...

This thread makes my balls hurt.

The upside is that he can at least check anemia off the list of health problems.

I haven't heard this song in at least 15-20 years, yet I still find myself singing it to myself sometimes. Thanks for the nostalgic throwback :)

Morey is really approachable, and his willingness to chat on Twitter is really a cervix to the Houston fan base.

I know. Mike will be like "Hey man, you think I'm stupid? I know you fucked with my bitch," and then Jordan will be all like "[silence]." Then Mike will be like "I know you messed with her, you can tell me." But Jordan's still like "[silence]" so Mike will probably turn to [real or imaginary] Ditka and be like "Man,…

I love this idea. There used to be awesome NFL and multi-sport competitions that were 150% better than the Pro Bowl. I don't understand why they don't try something else.

Look around and see if any of the execs are doodling, and try to sit by them the next few times. I lucked out and found that my seriously brilliant General Counsel was a mad doodler, and so now I can pass mine off as the workings of a beautiful mind. Honestly, I can't listen without occupying my hands and eyes with…

I really hope he will soon be the best QB at LSU.

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Please! Can't we just call it a "Taint Goosing" and move forward together?

I'm a tax attorney. In my opinion, he should keep the money.

Just try not to ever look at an uncooked Monkfish if you are squeamish about your food.

Me too. I'm pretty handy and can do a lot of projects, but the Home Depot DIY book seems to think that I should be able to do a lot more. Also, I have a total mental block against touching anything that has to do with plumbing.

How about an article exploring what household projects are DIY, and which projects we are better off hiring a professional to complete?

I don't know what that second sentence means, but I agree.

If it is not related to performance (as the NCAA has acknowledged) then why does the NCAA care about it? If the NCAA is universally policing, it seems that they would be equally concerned with illegal driving habits (similarly unrelated to athletics), and so they should also want to pull the event recorder data from…

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