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Douchebag Mahoney
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Keeping Up with the Kiridashi-ans

A+ for you Billy Haisley.

I second the Deschutes Black Butte Porter recommendation. A truly fantastic Porter that has the perfect amount of chocolate toastiness. A must-try in my book.

What the fuck is going on in this entire clip? Was this a circus/fake military rally or something?

I nominate the Deadspin CBS March Madness Reply All-pocalypse. Over 1,100 messages, and still going.

+1

except that there is unfortunately no relationship between dead mother and her alleged son...

Volusia CSO also named Razor Ramon as an additional person of interest, although they would not name him as a suspect, leaving open the possibility that something happened to Ramon's gold chain.

Right, but you do realize that you are trying to get recruits to move to Lincoln, Nebraska, right?

That's basically what he said in that thing that you pasted. While you quoted a simple collection of words, when read together, they form an idea.

Don't give an ice luge cunnilingus.

His commentary rarely helps his colleagues; it only ampersand makes their jobs more difficult. This guy is totally tone-deaf. It's like he doesn't caret all about the meaning behind his words. I guess he'll keep saying stupid things tilde higher-ups at the network get involved.

Beat me to it as well.

Are you by any chance visiting us from the past? Specifically, from perhaps a pre-2011 Pac-10 school's computer lab?

I found out my dog's anus is 83 degrees F.

The word "crayfish" hurts my ears and heart. It is what "Who Dey" is to "Who Dat"

He just seemed so much happier when he played for Oakland.

I have to pipe in and say that lawyers are only doing what their clients are paying them to do. One is a mercenary, and the other is actually paying someone to carry out whatever the shitty act may be. .

It sounds uncomfortable. Especially if the issuing school uses cardstock and one of those stick-on spikey gold seals. (Yes, I'm looking at you, Ole Miss).

I'm a long-winded bag of long-windedness, and even I wasn't going to bring up the JSD. Not only because of the obscurity and explanation, but also because I think there are probably like 7 of them in existence, and something tells me those are the guys that invented it. I've been in practice and law school for over