Baby she's a fiiirrre worrk!

Good one, Tom. High Five.

On the bright side, I see they are still letting him have Atomic Fireballs.

I think you mean Godwin's law. Not sure what it means that this post didn't take particularly long to get there.

The perfect time for a Randall Simon cameo.

She's cute, but with the way she's pawing that white girl, I think she may be a lesbian.

Seriously you guys?

I know, right?

He could have at least put on a collared shirt for this year's X-mas pics.

No, you will have to give him your soul, which he will then promptly "give" to Jesus. Since Jesus is dead, your soul will then, by law, go to his heirs. Since most churches claim he has no heirs, your soul will escheat to the general fund of the state in which you live. Your soul is thus destined to become mileage…

Shouldn't you be at Nicky Lou's packing boxes?

Agree with Louisiana, but for one word: "Creole." You can just delete it. "Gumbo" is most tasty, awesome gumbos, but "Creole gumbo" generally has tomatoes in it, and is gross. It's like eating a bowl of shitty spaghetti sauce.

I thought the ASG ice dildo was pretty sweet, but that Michael Myers sculpture was dead-on.

Don't forget that Gilbert Arenas is still alive too. He's another glaring source of pointlessness that must be investigated.

Don't forget that Gilbert Arenas is still alive. I also hear he has a pretty lucrative side job as a logistics manager for a Liuyang fireworks company.

"Arcade games...pick out one that you can do. OK? One that you can do. As opposed to a whole bunch of 'em where you don't know what the hell you're doing."

"And that's when Carlos Villanueva snapped off a breaking pitch..."