This is true, but only if you presume that stride is walking in the direction of the Ryan Leaf Passing Academy.

"It's a 'big deal' to me." - Gerry Sandusky

How about a group of exiled pedophilic catholic priests?

No big surprise from a league that has put zero Punters in its HOF, and only one pure kicker (Jan Stenerud, 22 years ago). All these Special Teams guys have a long way to go before they can stop being an afterthought.

"Despegó y voló lejos con usted? Fuck dude, you no sabes una mierda de Falcon attacks. Calle Ocho!"

Maybe I drank too much, but I was dying watching this.

No disrespect, but he's clearly not a Captain. The Douchebag hierarchy goes Private - Seaman - Captain - Rear Admiral - Carlos Mencia. He's at least a Rear Admiral (that's when you get your cape, which doubles as a top-button-only cholo shirt).

People don't use the term "nards" nearly enough these days. We need to do a better job of working it into the rotation.

uh, it's YOLO contendere and its' suppose to be tilted (called 'italics' because the words' mean 'NOT guilty' in italien)

Just one more example of "Poultry in Motion"

Yes, but David Silver is married to Megan Fox

With the 49th pick in the Dog Draft, the 'Bags select...

This is Cooper. Rhodesian/Vizsla mix. 30 lbs.

Jason Collins shows off the newest fashion: tiny Pope hats.

+1

I don't even know where to begin. I'll just go with "you're an idiot."

I know, I'm VERY late, but...

Alcohol, softcore porn, penny loafers, suburbs, the Geo Storm...just a few in the long list of government conspiracies against white people.

Wait, Karl Rove has wine for blood?