“Fox News Host sues for ‘wrongful hiring practices’. The brunette woman says she was guaranteed ‘constant objectification’ by her male colleagues.”

At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

Like two dried, cracked and ancient tanned leather purses slapping together in a jar of mayonnaise.

At first glance, I don’t like it. But then it may grow on me. I don’t get the obsession with calling out “fake” vents and exhaust tips, though. It’s to the point where people claim vents are fake even when they are functional.

I think this occasionally too. I’m so far behind on all I could accomplish!

I can’t believe that our president gave up two full hours meeting with Donald Trump.

Excellent tie-in. Doh!

O’Doyle rules!

America is the estranged and bitter teenager who just lectured Europe-Mom for being a drunk divorcee, slammed the car door, yelled “I’ll never be like you!”, reversed out of the driveway, and straight into a passing bus.

How is it a production car if they haven’t produced nor sold any?

Just goes to show that GM is truly innovative - they’ve had vibrating trim panels years before everyone else.

Odd, it’s usually warm.

I’m surprised you didn’t giggle whenever Uranus was mentioned. I did.

Yep, that’s exactly what he’s doing, but since he owns it he could tear out all the vegetation and pave it if he so choose. Sheesh man get a grip.

Uranus is full of mystery. I will never get tired of these jokes.

The cool 98 degree shift?

Truly, we’ve only begun to scratch the surface of Uranus

You imply we ever began.

Urectum?

1 Star for the Futurama reference, and I’d give you more if I could for backing it up with a link.