Hey, it was all they could do to convince Kid Rock to leave the wife beater in the bus.

Actually, YOU paid for my degree in Political Science. Thank you for that, by the way.

I enjoy them, actually. Good summer beer. Light and easy to drink.

The fuck? Nobody knew what Corona was in the 1990s? That’s bullshit, flat out, not true. Corona is, and was then, a mass market beer, and (I’ve been told) was the beer to buy at any event at which Jimmy Buffet performed. Everybody knew what it was, and they loved the nuance of dropping a lime sliver in the top. It was…

Republicans gonna Republican.

Didn’t vote for Trump, actively campaigned for Hillary, and am on Obamacare with subsidized payments. I’m sorry you see my health as collateral damage. The “who cares, it’s not me” mentality is what got us in this mess in the first place.

That tailgate is rad as hell.

Ahhh you ruined it! ;)

If it makes the 1023hp I believe it’ll be the highest specific output car for under $200,000. Also the Chiron is up around 184 hp per liter so the Demon won’t get that record.

I feel ya, man. The struggle is real.

No idea, but it’s annoying as all hell.

WE, however, do have something to celebrate.

Instead of thinking it as “adding” power, think of the lower levels “subtracting” power.

Likely, if this is true, it was designed for 1023 horsepower but runs in a neutered state for the lower two levels.

Considering the Hellcat can be put in a mode that reduces its power by 200hp, maybe people aren’t as gullible as you think.

Really?! A FRONT facing camera for PARKING??

Thunderchicken... LOVE that one!

It’s like the infinity scrolling thing.

Yeah it’s the worst.

In his defense, they have the same middle name.