I’m not trying to be insensitive, I love Rachael Maddow, but how does being a lesbian make her a minority? She’s white. Has there been a change in the definition of the word “minority?” As far as I understand, shes just gay and white.

Comparing the president to Sphincter boils gives sphincter boils a bad name

Oh. Fucking. Please. I only know noticed your comment, because you do no matter. Please, take your time, and explain to me how Israel won the war(if they even technically did, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt). I’m waiting.

Haha sorry, been busy with politics. You hit the nail on the head. Cheers!

Whoa! Where did you hear he was wearing a wire? Do you have a link? Serious question. I think he’s the prosecution’s witness, but I haven’t heard about a wire yet. That would be such a game changer.

I just want to be clear here. I FUCKING love this shit. I love it because of the illegal immigrant co-workers that I have that are spending tens of thousands of dollars to try to become citizens, but may still be deported. I love it because of my sick mother that wouldn’t be able to afford her treatment without…

Just to be clear, I hate Bush, his mentally challenged sons, and Trump.

Ok, no sarcasm, but...isn’t deadspin supposed to be about sports?

I think you’ve made a point that many have neglected to think about. Gwb is, in my opinion, a kick-ass EX-president. But to say that he “wasn’t that bad” as a president is silly. He was abominable. The problem is that gwb may have been a bad president, but dumpster fire Donald is a bad human being.

I feel like Russia is having a dick waving contest that we won’t take part in, in this instance.

Yes, it was covered on Smithsonian channel. There is a way do direct a sonic boom at the ground so that it sounds like a bomb landing.

So please explain what country has won a war.

Hey Gary, once again, I want to say, amazing article. I don’t know if I speak for others, but I think that I do, and I think that it’s an overstatement to say that you saved FA, but you have turned it around incredibly. Stories like this are why I come here. I didn’t mind the politics previously as much as some others…

The only thing that makes daddy explode is looking at ivanka

I can’t give sources currently, but there are orbital anomalies in keiper belt objects that indicate that a very large, non-dwarf planet exists beyond Pluto. It’s been dubbed “planet 9" but absolutely has not been discovered yet. It’s all conjecture until we have a powerful enough telescope to see it.

God, we all miss tyler. That’s a fact. Can you not take a second for some comic relief?

No. Blanche, then shock your veggies. Same as the way that Fancy Kristen will shock Blanche and take all her shit

Holy shit. He’s trying to trade melania in for a newer version! I never noticed this before.

Maybe I just don’t understand, but...like...who gives a shit about any of this? Serious question.

I will paraphrase my comment on a different article. If he was born in America, and ran for potus, I would commit several federal crimes just to vote for him multiple times.