“a cursed skeleton held together by spoiled cold cuts” might be my favorite Trump nickname so far. Thank you for that.

It’s pretty obvious that President orange peel heard that she used to be a model, and she smiled at him once, so he hired her, right? I know he normally likes blondes(read:females that look like ivanka), but still...

You too. One day at a time.

Oh my god, why can’t America have candidates like that? If he could actually run for potus, I’d commit federal crimes just to vote for him twice.

The bears can smell the menstruation. It’s science.

Dude! Samsies. I was the class winner in dare for writing the best essay about saying no to drugs. They gave me a t-shirt and a water bottle. Then I went on to have more than one crippling drug addictions in my life that I still struggle with.

I feel like, while if I owned a bakery, I’d gladly make cakes for gay couples, straight couples, trans couples, who gives a fuck, as long as the couple is happy. But by the same token, I’ve spent 17 years in the customer service industry, and I feel that if we don’t preserve the right to refuse service for any reason,…

If your comment was sarcastic, I do honestly apologize. Also, I agree that there is definitively a big difference between “by” and “for.” when I replied, I was, and still am, quite angry about this incident, as well as many others. I aimed straight for the asshole comment, and did not recognize the sarcasm in it.…

My question is: can bad cops “forget to turn on body cams” When, in reality, their body cam was turned on, but the footage was deleted because they did something wrong? Serious question.

Nice. I was so angry about that dumbass comment that i didn’t even think “oh wait...there weren’t even any shots fired” (no sarcasm intended)

Black male is not a description. Black male is not a description. Get it through your small brain. “Black male” is. Not. A. Description. A description is “6 foot 2 white male, 200lbs, wearing a grey hoodie and jeans.” -sincerely, a white Christian male that is sick and fucking tired of racist bullshit

once again, you do not disappoint.

I.....i just....i have much experience with Infiniti. From owning a g20 with an sr20de, to driving an i30, q45, i35.....this article just made my morning. Awesome.

I couldn’t agree more. There are way too many people that think an opinion is wrong. Subjectivity and objectivity are different things.

Orange county, New York. We have all the dumb laws you mentioned, and most of the ones in the comments. Ive gotten tickets for many of them. But I’m 33 now. It’s all stock rides with good stock stereos for me now

Yes. The answer is yes. As long as jim “I want to be a guitar hero” Dolan is in charge, I will suffer as a lifelong Knicks fan. Rememeber the 90s? Charles Oakley and Patrick Ewing and even Jeff van Gundy hanging off Alonzos leg? Can we go back to that?

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Damn, I’m not the biggest fan of NASCAR in particular, and I’m definitely part-hippie, but come on. What’s the difference between a car shell and a iron deposit

I was gonna make the same comment. They clearly said (albeit in southern English so not clear for my New Yorker self) that it’s an old dump truck. They clearly strap one car to a tree to pull it off of the truck.

Mother. Fucking. Awesome.