Learn to fucking read you moron.

She has an UNDERGRADUATE DEGREE in Art History, which is exactly what I have and about a million other Americans who were underachieving dilettantes in college.

It makes more sense in context in the linked article.

It seems someone spread some disinformation in your office: you don’t need a shield fused with a cart or a sled to slide on rails. The game instantly recognizes you want to do that with whatever shield you have, and you won’t fall off.

I’ve had a lot of sunny-side up eggs and I don’t think I’d ever call one “slimy”. Like, the yolk is runny but if the consistency is “slimy” then somebody did something wrong.

I thought the platforms were the “dungeon” originally and then the clouds parted for the actual temple and it was so cool. I like that they added some facets of Skyward Sword where the area surrounding the dungeon is part of the whole thing.

The game also does a good job of funneling you directly to the Rito village and the Wind temple as your first one. It also has, arguably, the most dramatic reveal I’ve seen so far when you first crest over the storm and see the temple.

Sidons ability is completely useless. Absorbing one attack in combat after you specifically seek him out and activate the short-lived ability is not useful at all, you literally have a shield that absorbs all damage. And as an attack, it is also useless. In terms of utility, chuchu jelly and splash fruits are…

Oh my god, the y2K Aesthetic is finally having its day! We’re gonna sweep aside all that shitty 80s retrofuturism for a bright, clean, beautiful design language in a game I can’t wait to-

Nintendo: patches out a few bugs that were the result of the game not working as intended

The editor/writer should be ashamed.

It’s long been public knowledge that Colin Farrell is mortified by his infamous sex tape

How is that single picture “anime styled”?

Yeah, if only we had out of touch rich people in office, things would be better! This is a horrible idea.

If Germain says it’s bad, I’m gonna guess this is the best one yet.

“People in satire don’t talk like people in life.”

Err, yeah.

You can’t just choke someone to death because you think they might have a gun, that is absolutely insane.

There is zero chance that the guy who put him in a chokehold knew about any of those prior arrests. In that guy’s eyes, he was an anonymous, complete stranger with no known history.

“Advance Wars’ tone is a little jarring” is a lukewarm take at most. People have been remarking on it for years, just look at that Awkward Zombie cartoon.

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.