that’s a whole new sentence. that has like nothing to do with what’s being discussed?

shut the fuck up you boring rube

i was sorta interested until i was hit with the double-whammy of tiffany haddish and text-to-speech narration

does the video game website kotaku have any insights to add?

i’m a final fantasy fan and i make the “they call it final fantasy but there’s 16 of the danged games???” joke all the time

i think i would quit my job if i had to churn out shit like this, and i’d be mortified to see somebody i liked do it, in the same way that i would feel very sad to see my best friend subjected to a round of Boar on the Floor

yeah dude i’m sure we’re all feeling these boosts to the economy

wow i can’t believe lifeweaver was from the Torn Valley all this time what a twist

If only Perry commanded that sort of authority with #LeftShark...

shut the fuck up you insipid dipshit

i’ve loved this project for months! perhaps one day, we’ll reach its platonic ideal, as demonstrated by this mockup she did awhile back:

the only problem here is that nobody appears to have jumped from the walkway above down to the pier even though that would have been really cool

man, how are you gonna make this non-story into something with a villain? some guy made an off-the-cuff post and didn’t realize it could be viewed as bigoted and apologized later, but because he’s a black celeb and a white celeb thought it was antisemitic, she’s evil? get offline, mcduffie. better yet, get unemployed

who cares? the witcher fans are the most fragile on the planet, and that’s saying something. not even GoTheads got so in their feelings when the show started diverging.

if you’re already replacing the DM, why not replace all your fellow players too? it’ll be even more efficient!

thanks for the advice, but you can actually have a similar improvement upon the earth but immediately! 

Dumb Cunt Reads Headline, Skips Article To Write Knee-Jerk Comment, News At 11

it’s more of a slurry

incomprehensible headline, well done

you have made 20 fucking comments about the same thing, legitimately put a fucking gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, the patterns will be more interesting than reading the same smug cunt shit a billion times. fuck off!