he’s just like me!

dawg, put the clintons in jail, see if i give a shit, did you think this was a “gotcha” moment?

this would have been the funniest joke at a 2010 freshman stand-up comedy mixer

whole bunch of non-issues that don’t matter in this article

MK10 and 11 both had brutalities, so congrats!

please stop making up joke anime

a nine-atmosphere pressure differential was enough to squeeze an adult man through a 24-inch aperture and turn him into chunky marinara sauce during the Byford Dolphin accident. a tube imploding under 300+ atmospheres of pressure probably left nothing that could even be recognizable as organic, let alone human

Eiji and Ash is laughable holy shit lmao, like for all the lingering looks and heart-to-hearts and greased up men, the only confirmed gay characters are all sexual predators and Ash calls them fags. It’s written by a woman for women who get off on the idea of M/M romance, but not the reality of M/M sex

masturbatory. the original movie was creative. this is not. waste of time

you stupid fucks. you dumb cunts. you got the fandom headcanon confused with the thing actual writers made! oops! that’s actually a you problem, not a problem with the game, though. a game isn’t bad for not acknowledging that fans want to see deep penetration

yeah, it’s really goofy how much of BOTW gets swept under the narrative rug. ordinarily i don’t care, i’m not asking “where’s midna” with every new zelda game, but with an obviously direct sequel in the exact same place, i was wondering if anyone would point out that “wait, hold up, this guy who resurrected himself as…

counterstance is so fucking powerful, no joke it absolutely mulches enemies

the deadpool cosplayer’s interpretation of the character’s bisexuality is invariably “dry humps anything/anyone without consent” so no thanks

“brutal callouts” and half of them are “you’re sooooo talented please make out with me” grow a spine

dawg

anyone who says they needed the datalog to understand the central terminology of FFXIII skips cutscenes, that’s the only explanation

well ... one of their next of kin was also in the sub

i feel like you can only be “surprised” about crouching tiger if you like only vaguely know about the movie and haven’t ever even read a synopsis. uh, yeah, Yeoh and Zhang’s characters have a conversation about their respective places and expectations in society as women like 15 minutes into the movie, it is a vital…

who cares

literally insane to me that io9 is more pro-artist on this than other outlets i’ve seen. stopped clocks, etc