sephiroth is well-known for always telling the truth

of course you would, the people of this website love it when other people write dune

feel like it should be mentioned that the “actual” game, as presented in the show, was made by Alec Robbins, of Mr. Boop fame

non-person loves a non-movie

i have been shitting and pissing myself in rage since learning last week that neither Emissary of Hell Supaidaman nor Italian Spiderman are in this movie. they better be saving their top-tier spidermen for the third movie

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this day lettuce mayo pickle ketchup it’s okay if i don’t want that impossible or bacon whopper any whopper my way you rule you’re seizing the day at BK have it your way you rule whopper whopper whopper whopper…

idk, holding a single button to do a combo into super that i could never do in classic feels busted enough to merit it

sidon’s ability is wholly worthless he contributes nothing, riju is 5x more useful and yunobo 10x

you can always blame the cops, actually

i’m not sure the duping glitch even worked with zonai devices, considering you don’t exactly hold them like regular items and you can’t put them back in your inventory after you bring them out

shut the fuck up! people keep doing this, the holier-than-thou schtick of “i can’t believe you people like this show about bad people?????” and it’s insufferable! when this show is over you’ll just find some other buzzy thing in the zeitgeist you can pat yourself on the back for not watching, you won’t become a better…

kill yourself and audra too

i fed him like 20 pieces of meat and got nothing out of him. fed him a single apple after that and he worked

jesus christ jezebel could you be any less human

shut the fuck up nobody believes you actually care about anything, we can all tell you’re just racist

this one honestly seems like the “logical” interaction of the game’s various physics systems. it’s just transferring the spin of the spear to larger objects, idk how this would be patchable without fucking with the rest of the mechanics

media literacy is the lowest it’s ever been

legitimately every “confusing” new term in ff13 is explained by the end of the first chapter it is not that hard

if you couldn’t understand ff13's story through the cutscenes alone you simply weren’t paying attention, they explain everything assiduously

shut the fuck up loser