idk, holding a single button to do a combo into super that i could never do in classic feels busted enough to merit it

sidon’s ability is wholly worthless he contributes nothing, riju is 5x more useful and yunobo 10x

you can always blame the cops, actually

i’m not sure the duping glitch even worked with zonai devices, considering you don’t exactly hold them like regular items and you can’t put them back in your inventory after you bring them out

shut the fuck up! people keep doing this, the holier-than-thou schtick of “i can’t believe you people like this show about bad people?????” and it’s insufferable! when this show is over you’ll just find some other buzzy thing in the zeitgeist you can pat yourself on the back for not watching, you won’t become a better…

kill yourself and audra too

i fed him like 20 pieces of meat and got nothing out of him. fed him a single apple after that and he worked

jesus christ jezebel could you be any less human

shut the fuck up nobody believes you actually care about anything, we can all tell you’re just racist

this one honestly seems like the “logical” interaction of the game’s various physics systems. it’s just transferring the spin of the spear to larger objects, idk how this would be patchable without fucking with the rest of the mechanics

media literacy is the lowest it’s ever been

legitimately every “confusing” new term in ff13 is explained by the end of the first chapter it is not that hard

if you couldn’t understand ff13's story through the cutscenes alone you simply weren’t paying attention, they explain everything assiduously

shut the fuck up loser

but according to Polygon, the game can quickly turn into “a brainless, glorious, button-mashing lightshow.”

that was years ago, like three huge corporate mergers and acquisitions have happened since then

four seasons of the exact same comment, can’t wait for this series to end so you have to find another show you can pat yourself on the back for not watching

so this is some sort of bit, like interdimensional cable or something, right? like, let’s make up a fake show and act like it was immensely popular and influential and we all know it? it’s a decent bit, i guess

i definitely think they’re a weird artifact that doesn’t really mesh with the modern fighting game scene. they had to introduce x-ray moves because nobody particularly cares about post-match cinematic moves, whereas cinematic supers are both standard across the genre and actually impact a match. i wouldn’t object if…

in fairness, if any show could go on without writers, it’s the mandalorian. just put a bunch of action figures and celebrities in a bingo roller and see which one gets to cameo and that’s 80% of the episode right there