the single most valuable contribution you could make to society is to kill yourself right now

you are an unspeakable pussy and everyone you talk to knows it

no you can’t you retarded fuck, try it and find out

please tell me how many arrests a person needs to have before they deserve to die for being annoying.

i hope you die next, cunt!

shut da fuck up, bitch!

i would love to gatekeep people like you, you seem very annoying

i think this season is doing an episode-a-day kinda thing, so the first call we saw about the pregnancy was really just two days ago or so

anyone who says “you must be fun at parties” is so unpleasant to be around they should be gassed

waititi doing ishiguro lmao we are reaching joever levels never before thought possible

Stephanie Holland writes “dumbest article ever”, asked to leave typing pool

Andor has been critically hailed as one of the best Star Wars shows in years

who do you think lussier is?

jezebel writer wishes male comedian would do more bits about his ex-wife

it is extremely important to clarify that we are not joking about Jada, okay, Will, we’re taking her very seriously, please don’t stand up

i would rather die

i mean, those games are a joke

oh wait, have you seen the secret trailer where keaton doesn’t look utterly checked out? can you link it?

we’d love it if we could have actors play characters with different hair colors, but the technology simply isn’t there yet

the anti-cancel-culture crowd also hate anything or anyone that smacks even a little bit of gender, so they’re not gonna rally around miller for anything