anyone who says “you must be fun at parties” is so unpleasant to be around they should be gassed

Stephanie Holland writes “dumbest article ever”, asked to leave typing pool

jezebel writer wishes male comedian would do more bits about his ex-wife

it is extremely important to clarify that we are not joking about Jada, okay, Will, we’re taking her very seriously, please don’t stand up

i mean, those games are a joke

“how we made a boring sequence that sucked ass”

don’t hold your breath waiting for resident evil to stop being sexist

haha wow you told an ai to write something banal and boring that’s so funny

i think this looks fine. people should calm the hell down

i’m a lefty and i underline left to right

i think you can also fleetingly see him stick a ruby on an arrow in the latest trailer too

don’t give a shit about the “relatively unknown” caveat, gimme Dev Patel as a morose and ruthless bond in a stripped-down Le Carre-style cat-and-mouse game

Admittedly, I’ve got zero experience with the Legend of Zelda franchise so if you were to ask me

i’m going to a friend’s wedding in a month and about 50% of my excitement for it is that i’ll be able to go to cane’s for the first time in like 6 years. so, i feel ya, post

man, some days it takes all the motivation i can muster to just do one little thing. props to people who can do so much in just one day

oh man i thought for a split second that sony had canceled spider-man 2, which would have been a hilarious development

it’s so fucking stupid. the order that’s all about emotional repression, they let you use every color under the sun, but the one that’s about giving in to your emotions, that makes you so evil that you can only use the Evil Color. star wars is for babies

again, have you watched a single movie for children that wasn’t utter pap? spirited away is a kids’ movie. maybe some people were hoping the mario kids’ movie would be more like that one

nobody’s expecting that, you fatuous moron

you don’t have to be so fucking reddit, dude