lmao the spell that opens locks needs you to do a lockpicking minigame? what the fuck is the point of magic

you’re an adult, please eat something other than candy

that honestly is going to have to be part of it. i’ve seen the sorts of things AI proponents hold as proof that it’s here to stay and it’s inevitably these dogshit bosslogic-ass pictures of a generic white person in a sci-fi landscape that people would have to pay me to display. it’s clear that, for quite a while at…

sure, if you think that the determinant for art is “whether a picture exists”

props to captain america for steadfastly refusing to impregnate anyone or serve as a reluctant father figure for a precocious child

kill yourself vermin

over a hashtag regarding the murder of a child, no less

bummer. that’s too bad. deal with it.

But it’s an apt name, since the bar .

finger on the pulse yet again, mcduffie

dude, how the fuck did those goalposts get over there, who’s doing this????

oh shit i’m sincerely sorry. if i had known the shooter could have gotten you instead of people worth a damn i would have rooted for him

your life is sooooo hard, some people are asking you not to buy a $70 game, what will you doooooooo?

god i fucking hate sealions

it sounds like it’s impossible to enjoy this video game because it turns a magic wand into a gun

hey, i know it’s been like eight years since you posted this, but i hope you have killed yourself since then

i have seen bits of shield hero as my roommates watch it and i think it is making a very compelling case why there is no fingerprint of the divine upon humanity and any species that can concoct something so dreadful is no better than worms

god it would have been so funny to build up to a big intro fight scene against thor and then just hard cut to black the instant he hits you one time

just take the L loser, you blew it

i wonder if anybody has written any songs about a possibility like this. of course back in the day, balloon tech wasn’t as advanced, so instead of one giant balloon, they would have written songs about, like, 100 balloons. well, maybe a little less