i do wonder if there’s any editorial standards being enforced at any g/o media site anymore, and if the kotaku writers can be reported to some sort of review board

go

i hate fans too, i can relate to nintendo intimately

there are no good fans. if you consider yourself a fan of something, stop. 

wow chris pratt isn’t a good mario voice actor? wow, you’re telling me this now for the first time

The outfits don’t feel sexualizing, which is a pleasant relief from many other games. Even Genshin Impact gets flak for impractically skimpy outfits.

One poster in particular seems to provide confirmation that all Mario characters in this movie are canonically, vaguely Protestant, or at least, certainly not Roman Catholic. It shows Mario and Luigi in New Donk City, back-to-back with arms crossed—which is fine, everyone is allowed to cross their arms—but if you look…

yeah dude if there’s one thing everyone knows about leftists it’s that they all are totally cool with school shootings and they don’t mind if there’s more of them

ok

man, if this happened, i guess it would prove the existence of the long-speculated, never-proven Super Monkey Paw, which grants wishes but even worse than a regular monkey paw

also i’m pretty sure GG fans are pretty tepid on this one. sin is not a particularly hype character

wow ebic are they even allowed to say this?????

The big question now is whether any of the remaining tracks will include Waluigi Stadium from the GameCube era

what a terribly arranged article. hire some goddamn editors

your standup set needs trimming

you could just play a different game

not impressive. sounds like getting hit simply led him to restart whatever game he was on, so he really just did 7 separate hitless runs. lame. he should have had to restart every game whenever he got hit, an actual God Run

it’d be really cool if kotaku, the game review website, could confirm these reports

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nov. 22, 2022, i believe