My brother and his (then) wife were already in town for our wedding. They were staying in the same hotel as my parents and my sister and all the other wedding guests. Come the wedding, though, they were a no-show and had checked out of the hotel. Asked for an explanation, he said "I forgot where the wedding was taking…

That piece about Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman has to be a plant from Julia's people. I mean, "Julia now knows everyone by first names, and makes a point of being friendly," come on. Roberts bitchery is well confirmed by now from multiple sources. Nicole Kidman might also be a diva monster, but quit playing, Julia.

LOLOLOL your defense is, look, men are far more homicidal and suicidal, but women are such attention whores! Splash some water in your neuron's face, it needs it.

And apparently men as well, given your trolling for attention.

"Kanye will breeze into a store and immediately start pulling looks for Kim to try on. He likes to pose her after he's picked out her outfits. He gets completely in the zone."

I can't help but feel like Cookie's going to murder Boo Boo Kitty when she finds out about this.

I see your point and look, if you don't care, that's great, and just keep on ignoring Fran's or anyone else's advice, and don't feel like you have to "police" anything. But the thing is, most people do care and are just clueless. Or they're stuck in a look they liked 15 years ago and think they can still wear,…

Fran, you're focusing on the wrong thing. Men in capris need to be a thing of the past.

I think she is talking about confidence - she also snarks on beautiful film stars who can't carry off couture gowns because they lack the confidence to wear the clothes, so that the clothes end up wearing them.

I actually really appreciate her point of view because she speaks as an "ugly" woman. Whatever the standards of beauty or what you're personally attracted to, she is attractive to a a smaller segment of society than say, someone like Kate Upton. I love that she looks at fashion as a way to create what she wants and…

I love everything about this interview. I love me some opinionated people. Why be boring? So yes, kill those hideous shorts and yoga pants and down parkas!

I'm a bit taken aback by the butthurt I'm seeing here. You don't like what she says? Keep doing what you're doing. But if you're upset, exam that. There's truth in them there hills.

Or maybe she's just pointing out the obvious - that most people have no idea what looks good on them and just throw on whatever they like and is trendy, without stopping to think about the types of clothes that most flatter their body types, and without really looking at how the clothes look on them. Thin people have…

My favorite thing about Gawker reporting this has been reading everybody's comments who don't know who she is and what her whole schtick has been for about 40 years.

This woman is a god-damned gem.

I love her and she speaks the truth that people want to pretend isn't the truth but deep down, they know it is. It's like the Birkenstock as high fashion trend - it only works if you're thin, have great legs and great style. Otherwise, you look like any other German tourist, slob or dirty hippie who's been wearing…

"I have a problem with representing the world as it truly is, rather than how I see it in my limited interactions with people who look like me and are just like me." - idiot woman.

It was the best part of the movie!

Whatever Sondheim! What do you know!? The film rendition of Agony has been in constant playlist rotation since it came out. I love it so much.

I hate that I'm typing this, but GWB was better looking than Ted Cruz.