I used to work for a sports publication that profile a lot of HS athletes, and our rule of thumb was to cover up blemishes and occasionally cover up logos or smooth out the wrinkles on clothing (because HS boys will show up to photo shoots with their jerseys crumpled into a ball, thanks guys) but we didn't alter…

One commenter points out as a photo retoucher they just give everyone the most perfect photo possible because one never knows who's going to complain

I'm really upset with how far this site has fallen. Back in the old days, Jez used to be the type of place that would show naked pictures of Charlie Hunnam's ass, or do exposes on cartoon penises. And now it's all Justin Bieber bulge. For shame, Jez. For shame. We can - and must - do better than this.

Why do young women have hairstyles that make them look at least 45?

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a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

I just can't with this. You know what's disrespectful? Turning your fucking back on the Mayor of New York because you're upset that he, what? Talked about having to protect his son from police violence? Fuck right off with your jeansgate.

Childhood is insisting you are too grown up for a nap. Adulthood is wishing desperately that you could squeeze in a nap.

I concur. Also, the STD she talks about having in her book is HPV—literally the most common STD possible.

I'd really like to get to a point where STDs are no longer used as insults or jokes. I have herpes. It's really no big deal. If we could stop the stigma and have comfortable discussions, just as we do about the flu, or any other virus, perhaps it would lower our rates. And let me tell you, the flu is far worse than…

I have a strong and embarrassing addiction to this show and Brandi needs rehab badly. She wouldn't even be fun to go out with because she'd probably punch you in the middle of the night for telling a story that she didn't like. She's literally mad at Lisa because Lisa has an employee that years and years ago slept…

I think it's sweet you think she was really crying. That looked super fake to me.

Nick seems to have been a source of accurate and straightforward information, so fair play to him.

I did not know that penises actually go into vaginas until I was like 11.

The little girl's expression while her dad is talking about the vagina being a pocket is my exact facial expression every time I've ever heard a man try to explain human female anatomy.

OMG THAT LITTLE KID WITH THE GREEN JACKET IS EVERYTHING!!! Also, Nick, I suspect you're in trouble.

#NotAllCunts

I think there is a large swath of people who read maintenance sex and take it as a completely different thing though. I am lucky enough to be educated on consent and sexual fulfilment, but I know a lot of men women who are raised to believe sex is something women just don't enjoy. That women just have to grin and bear…

Look, can we just call everyone an asshole?