It just seems to be teaching the wrong lesson to me. Making her wear things she finds childish as a way of embarrassing her doesn't seem like it's going to make her stop wanting to imitate teenagers. All this would have done when I was this age was reinforce that being a teenager and buying things appropriate for them…

I'm gonna be that person and say.....I don't like this. I care less about the fact that he made her wear that stuff (which, just within their family, could actually be funny and effective) and more about the fact that he humiliated her in front of 250,000 people (and counting). 10 years old is old enough to start…

the trailing/stalking is the worst.

Sometimes even just the appraising looks get to me. Men looking you up and down deciding whether they would fuck you, their eyes crawling all over your body uninvited. I'm not talking about a quick check-out, I'm talking about the ones who feel entitled to stare openly, and there are many. There are some days I wish I…

He's not named so we have no fucking idea who it is. If he was explicitly ID'ed it would be appropriate to clarify with "allegedly" but he's not, so no harm no foul. You can't slander a faceless, nameless person.

I'm too exhausted by you people to form a real response, so this is what you get:

And people never, ever lie to their moms about their sex lives.

The last (ok, only) relationship i had, i don't think anyone "wore the pants".

Does this mean we spent the whole time naked? (I hope it does)

You are Martha Fucking Stewart. Why is Gwyneth Paltrow even showing up on your radar?

If it were me on acid I'd answer every question like, "Do you think I'm acting weird? Can other people tell? Is he on acid too?"

It's as accurate a take on an acid trip as "they feel like sand" is an accurate description of breasts. I ain't mad at anyone who finds it amusing, though.

Taking one for the team. You're a saint.

i volunteer to smoke weed and answer questions for jezebel

Bride on Acid: [has wandered off and is sitting down by a ceramic duck trying to feed it her veil]

I would have liked something more in the vein of Pot Psychology.

That's my takeaway as well.

Or comedy.

This column makes me miss Guysourcing.

I don't think y'all have done acid.

Quick preemptive strike: 3 thinks about mental health and sex abuse which you should consider before commenting.