The Bears are really terrible. The offense is really terrible. I have never seen a more futile team, even the ones with a hung over Bob Avellini.

Get upset by potato salad and then burn a cross on a lawn...

My potato salad kicks ass. It’s the potato eating Irish in me with a side of German.

That just ruined my bedroom, sexy talk. Damn...what word should I use?

Wow do I hate Ben Roethlisberger. Does he need to rot in hell. How do people support that asshole? How is he employed by an NFL team and CK isn’t? Is protest worse than rape? Never mind. I forgot. He’s white.

Freeze it and use a cheese grater. Perfect every time.

The only contact is shoulder to shoulder, so it’s a shitty call. It’s not a foul anywhere on the pitch. I could see him not being able to keep his balance, but to call that a penalty is criminally soft.

Yes. Overcast is a great and free and simple app.

I bought a couple of thick ass ribeyes the first week I was dating my girlfriend and she immediately started shaking Cattleman’s Seasoning on them. I was thinking to myself that this relationship isn’t going to go anywhere tossing anything but kosher salt on my ribeye. But damn if it wasn’t delicious, the Zinfindel…

“Having a catch” is the most bubble gum, cotton candy, Ronald Reagan, Beaches bull shit ever uttered. If my kid came to me and asked to “have a catch” I might throw the ball directly into his teeth. Kevin Costner fucked up Native Americans with Dances with Wolves, inter-racial relationships with The Bodyguard, and…

I need an explanation. If the inside of the side lines. goal line, and end line all act as planes, then the front of the pylon is out of bounds, and only the inside of the pylon in in bounds inside the end zone. So any ball that touches the front of the pylon first, then the ball HAS to be out of bounds in the field…

I posted this to be a fantastic dick without having read the last paragraph, and now I am both a dick and an asshole who posts shit before reading the entire article. My apologies!!!!

So did you and Albert go through the same 12 step program?

“That ain’t Lake Minnetonka”

Again..I always read this as OMELETS!

Strombolis are rolled. Calzones are folded, ricotta optional.

Sounds like North Suburban Chicago AYSO to me!

Or better yet...fold it over and eat it like a calzone. No cutting necessary!

Hey, Mike Matheny, cut around the pepperoni! There are no unwritten rules in pizza slicing. Anything goes.

Amen.