“Alleged”  I’ll fix it for you.

See KK her sister KK and her other sister KK.

This is so depressing.  

Generic Triscuits and generic Wheat Thins, any brand I have bought, have all been cardboard imitations.

I’m going to start with your continual need to let your respondents know you are a person of color having these takes makes me really question whether you are a person of color. Not because of the takes, but the way you really want people to know you are a person of color. Seems a bit try hard.

“I believe, based on his cavalierness, that he talks that way with people he’s comfy.”

The most complicated poem on this topic is Phillis Wheatley’s “On Being brought from Africa to America”

“How you choose to define yourself is a profound thing.”  What the fuck is this bullshit?

Heres the number one rule for me, but it doesn’t require buying anything unless you want to link to a weathervane...

Heres the number one rule for me, but it doesn’t require buying anything unless you want to link to a weathervane...

“Look at the whitewalls on that Mustang...lickable” Rex Ryan

You just have to be completely dada.  Spin him around a little.

Fuck...was I druk when I read and then wrote this?  You’re correct...am deleting.

Why does “Buckley Kuhn-Fricker” sound like Fuckly Cunt Fucker.  That’s a seriously messed up name.  No wonder she hates herself.

Don’t try to out logic the guy. Yang him. Jump around on the sidelines like a crazed loon. Yell at his players. Get your players yelling at his players. Just act crazy. You’re not going to win playing his game, so you might as well go absolutely loopy. It’s so crazy, it just might work!

Almost 50. Thanks to the both of you for so clearly articulating my past 20 years and future 3. I should call DCFS on myself, having brought a son into the world in 2002 and steering him to Bears fandom.  

When he shows personality he’s got a little John Madden in him...especially that chuckle.

I’m old and grumpy and love good pitching (as in 85 mph fastball, 70 mph change and location) and can’t stand pop fly home runs.  Now with the Cubs new Shit-o-Vision, I’m officially gone as a baseball fan, something I have been born and bred to play and watch.  

Sure, Jan.

What is the common thread with this and all the other clusterfucking going on in Red areas? Their complete ignorance to and disdain for actual facts. They’ve been told their whole lives by the church and the idiot box (Fox and Sinclair) that their faith is more important than reality. And our country is reaping the…

Hello!  A spear is a condiment on a Chicago dog!