NO! It’s psychology 101. You beat the shit out of someone then give him a treat. Don’t take the fucking treat.

You’re trying too hard to be the smartest person in the room. Most people are well aware of the initial point you were trying to make—because it’s obvious. Most people are shocked that it took him this long to do it. Of course rhetorical effectiveness can slap icing on a shit cupcake, everyone KNOWS this. And…

I totally see this. Bears trade too much to get Pats backup Janeane Garofalo, cut cut, Voldemort picks him up for nothing, teaches him how to not throw and interception, Brady gets hurt in week 8, and Cutler leads the Pats to a Super Bowl while Shea McClellin is voted the defensive MVP.

Rainey...I appreciate your position that the political climate is such that we cannot tell the difference sometimes between sarcasm and earnestness because people are emboldened to say all kinds ridiculous manure and engage in some fairly terrifying public displays. However, your first response was:

Okay, then.

Um...definitely sarcasm. Like off the charts. Just say you read it wrong, okay? Don’t be so defensive. You sound like 45.

Do you believe that contrary to what the media says, raising taxes does not create jobs?

How is it possible that he’s not married?

He’s pissing down from heaven!

Looks like more Shea McClellin! Bennett cut with a healthy Gronk. White safeties are not difficult to find. They’ll have trouble when a cornerback doesn’t go. Of course Darth Belichick will claim: “They weren’t team players.” Completely unironically.

I don’t know where you are, but if you’re:

Not to be a pedant, but I’m a pedant. Please correct:

Tell us how you really feel. Although I can’t argue with any of it. And a receiver named Hogan? Who suddenly catches 50 balls for 1000 yards in the AFC Championship game? And Edelman? Ugh. What a tool. And Tom Brady’s voice? Have you heard it? With the high pitched Peter Brady squeaks? I’m feeling ill.

Look at Bannon’s fucking NOSE! God damned if he didn’t drink a bottle of Old Overholt this morning.

Look at my pup above! The older version! A very good dog.

Shelter dogs are good dogs. Thank you for the distraction from our dog shit current government.

I just got banned on Breitbart for repeatedly posting this:

The two most insufferable student bodies collide. Whose parents excuse/bail out the most idiotic, privileged behavior after that final contest?

Isn’t he a stereo salesman? Who takes high school girls to dugouts?

Who coined the term “liberal elite,” and do these people actually exist? I have never met one—and I am a post-graduate degree having educational professional. The term you mean is “asshole.” And they exist mainly as those who make up these crazy, nonsensical terms and apply them blanket to no one, and those who try…