My partner and I rarely argue, but I am convinced the "What's for dinner?" argument comprises 98% of all our disagreements.

Nah, that's a solid car right there. What kind of regular maintenance did it require?

Really?! I love the Super Six Sedan, circa 1928 with the massive running boards. Just awesome.

At 44mph? You mean breeze in your hair...

Just messin' with ya.

That's impossible to answer seeing how ApplePay was just announced.

The Model-T is considered the first affordable automobile.

Is it safe to assume you're not driving one of those?

Dead on.

My dad beat the crap out of me many times, in humiliating ways. And the emotional abuse was insurmountable. Nothing quite like being the victim of abuse and then ashamed of it because it is your father doing it. The fact that American society encourages this kind of experience to be insular to the family does…

My grandfather, the only grandparent I had that "Grandpa!" relationship with (the other grandparents were cruel), was hurt the same exact way on a construction site. Heartbreaking, but he inspired me. As a quadriplegic, he refused to let it limit him and his experiences in life: he managed to get a girlfriend and…

But the police are bad!

And you're a raccoon, which means you can be paid in meal worms and shredded newspaper. MASSIVE COST SAVINGS!

There's less ball watching in a gay bathhouse.

They play rugby instead.

Flow.

There isn't any other sport on the planet that has the fluidity of futbol/football. The whole idea is that the game keeps moving as free of the bureaucracy as possible. Look at how fouls are managed by an official: if the team that was fouled still maintains control of the ball, play continues to allow the team…

Is it the drama, specific to being able to see the time? For me, there's more drama in not knowing how much time is left. "Death is coming for you, any second now..."

"Oh my Lord, it's quite the tenses."

Grapes of Wrath. Desolate.

You're right that merit raises are the result of past actions, but there's an expectation that you continue your previous level of performance (the actions that earned you the raise). Otherwise, you'll be phased out.

She does what she wants.
She does what she wants.
That's Penny Marshall,
And she does what she wants.

This is worse than Ta-ta-toothy's pitch. Much worse.