I’m confused about the part where I wake up at 7 AM and get on a plane at 9 AM. Do I live in the airport? Otherwise great ;)

Lol that’s hilarious since in now suffering from it in my right leg and the cramps are unbelievably numbing, all I can do is just sit and try not to look to crazy until it goes away

It’s really the best way to crown a champion. The team that was the best thoughout the season won the title...not the team that got “hot” at the end of the season.

Hello Mudda

45 seconds the pass isn’t even to James, it’s to Marcelo.

According to Steely Dan, Katy Lied.

OHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO look at the cute little baby!

This is making me tear up thinking about my dad. He’s been gone for almost 7 years and I still think of him every day. He was my best friend. We spoke daily (sometimes more than once) so now I say that there are about 2000+ thing that I don’t get to tell him. Never been so happy to be in a club for weird ones.

Cobraaaaa!!!

Nick “Agent Zero Assists All Week” Young!

"multi-kilo quantities of cocaine and several hundred pounds of marijuana."

Here is some more tips from an old pro who just bought this game again because I loved it so much!

My 3 pieces of advice for all people who are expecting: 1) You can not possibly have too many burp cloths, 2) Trust your instincts as they are much better than you think they are, and most importantly, 3) The more absolute anyone’s advice is, the less you should listen to it.

Best part of that ad campaign is all the people who think Subaru is an Australian company.

JESUS WAS THE BEST MAGICIAN OF ALL TIME.

Not bad but Jesus was still better.

I actually wasn't prepared for that... I lost my Dad before I had my daughter, before I got a decent job, before I started following other dreams... I really do wish I could go back and tell him I made the jump because of him.

I don't even have children and I respect this reply.

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