Trade that 6-0 for a trophy, would ya?

Yeah, we know you would.

Why is no one a Sunderland/QPR/Swansea fan if you are all so authentic?

About that...

I'm not embarrassed when our manager sells players that no longer want to be at the club, no matter how good they are. It's better for the club and football, in general, that these players are moved on. You know, as opposed to languishing on the bench or in an endless cycle of loans.

I love it when supporters do that: we beat you by this score! Meanwhile ignoring context, history and reality at the end of the season. My fellow Arsenal fans do that too and it's so mindless. So, what did that 6-0 get you this season? What did beating City at the Etihad or Liverpool at Anfield get you? Nothing. Is…

I'll write it for you.

Chelsea

Specialists in failure. A season of mostly hot air, where the most "entertaining" and "successful" manager in the Premier League managed to beat Man City, Liverpool and Arsenal but yet not secure a trophy. The Special One found himself, defensive as ever, deploying one of the most…

8Tracks + SONOS...

Awesome.

AND THEN JOEY BARTON!

"His opinion is that V. Stiviano should be hit by a car."

I wouldn't call it "played," more like sat there and watched. But in practice, f*ck ya it was on.

Zach Randolph is a great example (although he's 6'9").

I'd point to Charles Barkley who was consistently out-rebounding guys at his position and greater (in terms of size, center) at an ungraceful 6'6". He understood exactly what you pointed out: timing. Also the positioning required. What really made him a problem…

Initially, but then it's clear they figure out what is going on (Diego Costa helping Diop away, for example).

Born and raised.

So I had to Google "blue eye shadow" because I did not understand the reference. Google pre-populated my search keywords with "blue eye shadow white trash," so I didn't have to go any further. Google saves time.

You should be free to verbally berate Palmdale all you wish, since where you live isn't who you are. Palmdale looks down on Lancaster. And the entire planet looks down on Fontucky (Fontana). :)

Circuses are rather deplorable. I remember being a young child and asking my dad how it is elephants enjoy running in circles and living in pens when, "in real life" (as I put it at the age of 6), they have miles of space. He didn't have an answer and we never went to the circus again.

That's not to say I don't suffer…

Palmdale IS the circus.

The goal scoring ghost of Fernando Torres.

"Bree Olson is from a small town in California known as Ojai. Originally settled by the Chumash Indians, Ojai remains a small and tight knit community. It was at one community event, the Summer Solstice Fair, that a young Bree discovered a life long talent during the hot dog eating contest that has served her well…

Sometimes a dad does all of this with the mom...